Wednesday, September 10, 2008

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This will no doubt put to rest the rumor that Kim Kardashian uses butt pads to enhance her ass. It’s all real, baby. All 50 cottage cheese pounds of it.

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When you’re a vacuous, big chested, shapely assed woman named Kim Kardashian, a good way to get people to your website is to post pictures of yourself in a breast accentuating bikini and seductively shower yourself with water. Label it something innocent like “Kourtney and me in Miami” so people think that even though this looks like a photo shoot, it’s not. It’s just you on vacay and you’re just naturally that alluring.

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While you’re sitting at your desk waiting for Friday to roll around, why not pass the time by staring at Kim Kardashian’s tits from when she was filming scenes for her show Keeping Up With the Kardashians. That’s what the camera crew did and it worked out pret-ty well.

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Following Kim Kardashian’s adamant claims that she would never sell her sex tape because she doesn’t need the money comes news that Vivid Video has acquired the rights to the tape for a cool $1 million. The DVD will be titled Kim Kardashian Superstar and is set to be released Feburary 28 with even more footage featured on According to Vivid,

“We are comfortable that we have the legal right to distribute this video . . . I’ve seen the video and it’s really great. It has over 30 minutes of explicit sex that fans of erotica will find very appealing . . . Apparently, the video was shot by Ray J about three years ago when he and Kim were in a relationship. Viewers will definitely get their money’s worth.”

Kim’s rep couldn’t have been more surprised had aliens anal probed him/her at a family dinner.

Are you shitting me? Kim is going to die . . . are you sure?

They are now planning legal action. You can’t stop this. In a week or two we’ll be able to see how much pee Kim Kardashian can take. Not to mention her celebutaint. Judging by how often Kim said it would never happen, it’s fair to say she was just pwned.

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Monday, July 14, 2008

Ray J Kim Kardashian tape ?!?

I've read on other threads at this board that some feel on her sex tape she is not good at giving head. I'm willing to let her practice!!!!!
As a female that enjoys fellatio, she pretty much sucks in that department, which is sad because she more than sucks in the other departments, too (in my opinion after watching the sex tape). Only thing she did was put her mouth on the head, which any fellatio connoiseur will tell you is considered cheating by all accounts. But at the end of the day, no man should EVER complain even if the woman is cheating with little licks here and there. At least you're getting your pipe blown. Besides, the good thing about someone that is receptive to giving head is that more than likely they are willing to learn and improve because of the desire/need to please one's significant other. In short, i'm sure Reggie has 'trained' her....hopefully.
If the man is putting in alot of work to please her, then she should do the same is how I see it. I'm not half assing the eating i'm doing so don't half ass the bj you're giving me is how it should always be. You're are right on the scenario of her learning to get better though. People can get
better. If she only goes an inch down the shaft then it's wrong even if he gets off in her mouth. If a man is gonna skillfully eat her out then she should get him off with a skillful bj. Skillful doesn't mean an ultra slow bj that has the woman only taking an inch into her mouth. Skillful means she can take a decent amount into her mouth and knows how to use her hands at the same time.
In the tape, does she get him to orgasm by her mouth?

I didn't even see him ejaculate, but it was in her mouth and then she took it out, and his penis went flaccid. So I assume she did take it in her mouth.
TheValley, you're right. I totally forgot that Ray J went down on her, too. However, I'm gonna have to watch that tape again because I don't remember Ray-Z eating her out as well as you say he did. Sorry, but to me, eating it out 'really well' constitutes as you getting all up in there, eyelashes and all. Your whole face should be wet. If it's not, it doesn't count.

dcoji, she did not make him cum orally. I do remember him taking his schlong out of her vagina after *beep* her and putting it her 5 seconds before he was about to cum. And then he took it out and finally did cum. Which is another thing i'm against. I would NEVER go from *beep* to mouth, from azz to *beep*, or from azz to mouth. That is gross. Suck first, *beep* second, azz third. That's my motto.
Maybe he didn't do as good a job as I thought. I'm not sure any more since it's been a while since i've seen it. I need to watch it again but the video sucks enough to keep me from watching it lol. I will watch it again soon though.
She doesn't need to be good at sucking hero. Her face and body make up for it, unlike your ugly ass. You need to work on your sucking skills because your body aint doing it.

You would rather have a girl that looks good and has no skills magemaximus? Looks are definetly not everything. She needs to have personality and needs to know what she is doing in bed among other things and if you've watched the video you'd see she has no skills in the bedroom. I don't want to brag, but screw it, I will. Modesty was never my thing anyways. I have a BETTER body than Kim does, or ever will, and all of my body parts are actually REAL, not purchased. Yes, I have nude pictures, for my significant other's eyes only. AND I STILL KNOW HOW TO WORK IT IN THE BED. Thank you very much.

As far as sexual performance is concerned, looks have nothing to do with this. I have a friend who is gorgeous by all accounts with a beautiful body as well, no stretch marks, cellulite, etc. LOL. But she is not good in bed at all. All she does is lay on her back like a corpse. I know all of this because her husband complains to me on the phone, and even in her company (which is kind of rude). The bad thing about it is that we are in our early 20's....and if he's complaining about her lack of skills in bed at 21, what does he have to look forward to in the future when they're older and more than likely will experience a dwindling sex life?

Girls like that usually get cheated on, especially if they think they're too cute to please their significant other. Sad to say, but it's true.

It's no secret that I don't really adore Kim, but if she were at least sexually adept, i'd give her props. Unfortunately, she isn't. And when you lack a personality, have no sex skills, what's left? You can have a killer body, but none of that means anything unless you know how to use it. If you don't, people will just refer to you as a "wasted body".

This chick is exclusively into Black Guys.

Well I be dammed; Kim Kardassian was romantically linked to Ray J.; Music Producer Damon Thomas (For whom she was married to); and Reggie Bush of The New Orleans Saints. All three of them are African-American. I tell you-It's gotta be that dick she's after.
Once she's cured of her inferiority complex, she'll be secure enough to date whites and latinos.
I thought there was pics of her and Nick Lachey bumbling about like toddlers.
Well I be dammed; Kim Kardassian was romantically linked to Ray J.; Music Producer Damon Thomas (For whom she was married to); and Reggie Bush of The New Orleans Saints. All three of them are African-American. I tell you-It's gotta be that dick she's after.
Clearly, the person typing this must be a white/latin guy who's just mad that Kim is not into non-black men for the most part. Just get over it already. Kim likes what she likes.

She said her dream guy is George Clooney. Go figure.
once she had 10 inches of black meat she isnt going to go with some white guys tiny little willy
They aren't my ex's because our sex life was bad. You don't know anything about the people on this site so don't try and act like you know anything about me or why they are my ex's. Stop being so about how big I am also because it's none of your business and if you write some crap like you won't tell me because it's small then think what you want because I don't care.
From your posting history you're either a lesbian so it shouldn't matter to you how big I am or you're a man in which case i'm not gay so get my inches off your mind.